#FOOD

Home Run Lands in Fan’s Popcorn

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Drew Stubbs hits a rocket to right field that causes a popcorn explosion.

#FOOD

The Popinator

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A fully-automated, voice-activated, popcorn-launching machine.

POPCORN

Man shot dead for eating popcorn too loudly during Black Swan

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A man shot during a Black Swan screening Saturday, which wouldn't be news in and of itself, what with all the lesbian ballerina action.

#MLB

A-Rod Pissed Over Super Bowl Cameo

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One of the highlights this Super Bowl (well, a highlight compared to the Black Eyed Peas' halftime show AMIRIGHT) was seeing Cameron Diaz's feeding session with Alex Rodriguez in one of the boxes at Cowboys Stadium reserved for really rich people.

SODA

COME STUFF YOUR FACE, YOU FAT POOR LOSERS

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Taking a cue from some of my favorite "massage parlors," Carmike Theaters is launching a promo called "Stimulus Tuesdays.


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