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5 Times Nathan Fillion Has Won The Internet

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Captain Hammer aka Nathan Fillion is 43 today and we're celebrating with his greatest internet moments.

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The Greatest Porn Editor Of Our Generation Did A Reddit AMA, And His Answers Did Not Disappoint

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The man behind "the most depressing ending to a porn film ever" tells all.

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This Skin Care Clinic Was Forced To Close Because Of A Super Unfortunate Name

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This company could have probably saved itself a lot of trouble (and, a lot of perverts) by doing just a little bit of research.

PORN

The Most Depressing Ending To A Porn Film Ever Might Turn You Asexual

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Religious types should show this depressing porn to teens to turn them off sex.

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Duke Porn Star Belle Knox Dropped In For A Friendly Chat With The Ladies Of 'The View'

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Duke porn star Belle Knox opens up about the empowerment or pornography to the ladies of 'The View.' She's swell.

PORN

Pat Robertson Blames Pornography For Opening Our Doors To Demons

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When asked if watching a horror movie caused a woman to get in a car accident, Pat Robertson claimed that demon possessions are caused by watching porn.

PORN

The Secret Duke Porn Star Went On CNN To Proclaim Her Love For What She’s Doing

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It's as if Belle Knox is the first porn star CNN has ever come across.

PORN

Canadian Porn Channels Are Being Reprimanded For Not Showing Enough Canadian Porn

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The CRTC has reprimanded three Canadian porn networks because they don't air the required amount of Canadian-made pornography.

PORN

Alleged ‘Cow Porn Ring’ Busted By Suspicious Dairy Farmer

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A dairy farmer in upstate New York set up a hidden camera in his barn, only to discover that two guys had been sneaking in at night filming themselves having sex with the cows.

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This Live-Scroll Of Pornhub Search Terms Is Here To Remind You That People Are Sick F*cks

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Need to better understand global porn habits? Here's a soul-deadening live-scroll of them!

#Arnold Schwarzenegger

10 Celebrities With Porn Backgrounds Who Prove There Could Be Hope For Teen Mom Farrah Abraham

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Farrah Abraham would be wise to seek the advice of Sly Stallone, Jackie Chan, Cameron Diaz, and the others on this list.

PROUD FATHERS

Porn Actress Heidi Van Horny Will Have Sex With 23 Men On Her 23rd Birthday

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To celebrate her 23rd birthday with a 'big princess party,' porn star Heidi Van Horny will have sex with 23 men on camera.

#Twitter

Bad News, Fellas: Porn Star Christy Mack’s LEGO ‘Contest’ Isn’t Happening

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Some lawyers didn't take too kindly to porn star Christy Mack's sexually-charged LEGO contest, so she had to rescind her Twitter offer to fans.

#.lol

Here’s What It Would Look Like If The Cable Guy From Porn Worked For Time Warner

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The Time Warner cable guy will come, but it's gonna take awhile.

#NETFLIX

Skweezme, The Netflix Of Porn, May Just Save The Adult Film Industry

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A new streaming service, Skweezme, aims to convince people to pay for something they can already get for free.

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A Houston Man Is Desperately Trying To Trade 3,000 Porn DVDs On Craigslist

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If a guy won't accept a pet zebra for the 3,000 porn DVDs he's trying to trade on Craigslist, then what the hell does he want?


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