FOOD NETWORK

Paula Deen Has Been Offered A New Job In Porn

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With as many as a dozen companies cutting ties with her, Paula Deen has been offered six figures to appear in a porn video for the website, Pure Mature.

ALLIE SIN

Scientific Report: Boston Bruins Fans Eased Their Loss With Tons And Tons Of Porn

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If you're like me (a Washington Capitals fan) you have so much time to watch porn.

2013 NBA Finals

Here’s Why The NBA Finals Are Bad Business For The Adult Entertainment Industry

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All credit goes to my good buddy <a href="https://twitter.com/steven_lebron/status/349267323204538370/photo/1">Alex Wong</a> for discovering this piece of info.

ACADEMY OF MOTION PICTURES ARTS AND SCIENCES

SCANDAL: The Academy Of Motion Pictures Currently Employs An Ex Porn Director

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Chalk another W up for Deadline honcho and Bret Easton Ellis’ arch nemesis Nikki Finke, as <a href="http://www.deadline.com/2013/06/why-was-ex-soft-porn-filmmake-recently-hired-as-ampas-senior-executive/" target="_blank">she laid the “TOLDJA!” down on the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences yesterday</a> for a very peculiar recent hire.

PORN

Check Out The Trailer For ‘Man Of Steel XXX’

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Vivid XXX Superheroes and director Axel Braun released the trailer for their latest adult film, "Man of Steel XXX".

MOST SEARCHED PORN TERMS

And The World’s Most Searched For Porn Terms Are…

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Curious about who's Google'ing what where for their adult entertainment? Wonder no more.

GREECE

A Greek Television Station Accidentally Aired Softcore Porn During A News Broadcast

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A Greek television station accidentally aired footage from a softcore porn film in the background of their news broadcast.

LESBIANS WATCHING LESBIAN PORN

Watching Real Lesbians React To Lesbian Porn Reveals Many Truths

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Apparently that lesbian adult video you enjoy so much, not so real, at least according to real-life lesbians.

HUSTLER

Lena Dunham Is Totally Grossed Out That A ‘Girls’ Porn Parody Exists

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So there's a 'Girls' porn parody in the works and Len Dunham is not pleased by it. Go figure.

#.lol

The PornHub Inspired High School Prom Shirt Finally Happened

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I have to say my well-honed internet FAKE radar isn't sniffing bullsh*t yet.

#PARKS AND RECREATION

50 Questions About The 'Parks & Recreation' Porn Parody, 'Porks & Recreation'

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Someone finally went ahead and made a "Parks & Recreation" porn parody called "Porks & Recreation." Here are some relevant questions about the film.

JOBS

China Is Hiring A ‘Porn Identification Officer’

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In this tough economy, finding and keeping a job can be pretty tough for most people, but an independent Chinese organization that is totally not at all affiliated with the government feels your pain and that’s why they’ve created an exciting new opportunity for one enterprising soul.

PORN

Someone In The Vatican Really Likes ‘The Americans,’ Hardcore Porn

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Someone in Vatican City has been downloading episodes of "The Americans"...and porn.

EAT DA POO POO

Shocker: Anti-Gay Countries Secretly Love Gay Porn

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Our intrepid porn-search correspondent Josh Kurp touched on <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/03/porn-habits-website" target="_blank">this phenomenon</a> a few weeks ago when discussing the most popular (or poopular, in the case of South Africa) porn searches in certain US states and countries.

CANNIBALISM

Canada’s Gay Porn Star Cannibal Fainted During His Murder Trial

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In what I can only assume is being called Canada’s trial of the century, porn actor Luka Magnotta had a strong emotional and physical reaction to a video that he watched during his murder trial on Tuesday, as he asked the judge for a 5-minute recess before collapsing and curling up in the fetal position.

POLITICIANS

Europe Is Trying To Ban Pornography

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On Wednesday, the European Parliament approved a new bill that effectively eliminates gender stereotypes in the media, which is bad news for Italian weathermen who refer to giant storms as “spicy meat-a-balls”.

KENTUCKY

All Teen Everything: 10 Things You'll Learn About America From Our Porn Search Terms

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Things I learned today: people in Chile love their "homeless gay porn," almost as much as Libyans do their "American an*l sl*ts.

local news

South Carolina Woman Arrested For Selling VHS Porn Door-To-Door

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One of the reasons that I haven’t watched any news programs in months is because it’s just depressing to see how many people in this country are hurting from the recession and how few people can find decent-paying jobs to care for their families.




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