Posts Tagged: PORN

PARKS AND RECREATION

50 Questions About The 'Parks & Recreation' Porn Parody, 'Porks & Recreation'

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Someone finally went ahead and made a "Parks & Recreation" porn parody called "Porks & Recreation." Here are some relevant questions about the film.

JOBS

China Is Hiring A ‘Porn Identification Officer’

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In this tough economy, finding and keeping a job can be pretty tough for most people, but an independent Chinese organization that is totally not at all affiliated with the government feels your pain and that’s why they’ve created an exciting new opportunity for one enterprising soul.

PORN

Someone In The Vatican Really Likes ‘The Americans,’ Hardcore Porn

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Someone in Vatican City has been downloading episodes of "The Americans"...and porn.

EAT DA POO POO

Shocker: Anti-Gay Countries Secretly Love Gay Porn

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Our intrepid porn-search correspondent Josh Kurp touched on <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/03/porn-habits-website" target="_blank">this phenomenon</a> a few weeks ago when discussing the most popular (or poopular, in the case of South Africa) porn searches in certain US states and countries.

CANNIBALISM

Canada’s Gay Porn Star Cannibal Fainted During His Murder Trial

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In what I can only assume is being called Canada’s trial of the century, porn actor Luka Magnotta had a strong emotional and physical reaction to a video that he watched during his murder trial on Tuesday, as he asked the judge for a 5-minute recess before collapsing and curling up in the fetal position.

POLITICIANS

Europe Is Trying To Ban Pornography

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On Wednesday, the European Parliament approved a new bill that effectively eliminates gender stereotypes in the media, which is bad news for Italian weathermen who refer to giant storms as “spicy meat-a-balls”.

KENTUCKY

All Teen Everything: 10 Things You'll Learn About America From Our Porn Search Terms

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Things I learned today: people in Chile love their "homeless gay porn," almost as much as Libyans do their "American an*l sl*ts.

local news

South Carolina Woman Arrested For Selling VHS Porn Door-To-Door

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One of the reasons that I haven’t watched any news programs in months is because it’s just depressing to see how many people in this country are hurting from the recession and how few people can find decent-paying jobs to care for their families.

EARLIE JOHNSON

‘The Haters Aren’t Gonna Stop Me’: Rebuilding Michigan’s Largest Porn Collection

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Thieves made off with what Earlie Johnson believes is one of the largest pornography collections in all of Michigan. Initial reports had Johnson’s jag swag valued at $6,500, but he believes that was short a stack and the collection is actually worth upwards of $7,500. And now he plans to rebuild it.

Crime

Someone Stole ‘One Of The Largest Porn Collections’ In All Of Michigan

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Two robbers broke into a Michigan man's home and stole his $6,500 collection of porn, one of the biggest collections in the entire state.

INFOGRAPHICS

Man On Internet Has Spent A LOT Of Time ‘Researching’ Porn

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If you've been looking for the porn infographic to end all porn infographics, I think we may have found it for you.

AIR SEX CHAMPIONSHIPS

So It’s Come To This: The Air Sex National Championships

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<a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/02/what-you-should-do-tonight-watch-me-judge-pantomimed-vaginas-at-the-air-sex-national-championships?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+uproxx%2Fwithleather+(With+Leather)" target="_blank">As I mentioned last week</a>, the Air Sex National Championships went down in Austin, TX, on Friday night.

BAD IDEAS

Iceland Wants To Ban Porn From Its Internet

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Iceland does actually have some good reasons... which unfortunately may not be the real reasons.

Baseball

Update: The New York Mets Love Creampies

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New rule: when somebody asks you a question on Twitter, run every word of it through the Urban Dictionary.

local news

Hardcore Porn Played Behind A Swedish TV News Broadcast For 10 Minutes

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That's it: we're moving to Sweden, where their CNN gets ALL the porn.

CHAD OCHOCINCO

Why On Earth Would Chad Johnson Suddenly Have A Sex Tape?

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By now you may have heard that former Cincinnati Bengals and Miami Dolphins wide receiver Chad Johnson has a sex tape floating around out there.


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