#Florida

Meet The Florida Teen Who Had Sex With A Stuffed Horse In Walmart’s Bedding Department

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Does this look like a man who would have sex with a stuffed horse and then make a huge mess by putting it back on the shelf?

STUPID CRIMINALS

Joseph Randle Of The Dallas Cowboys Has Been Arrested For Shoplifting Underwear And Cologne

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If you were making a half-million dollars, what would you steal from a department store. Cowboys RB Joseph Randle went for the underwear.

STUPID CRIMINALS

Worst Stoner Ever Traded A $160K Diamond For Just $20 Worth Of Weed

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Walter Earl Morrison stole the pricey diamond from an airport and then proceeded to trade it for pot.

#FLORIDA

Florida Man Fakes A Break-In So He Could Skip Going To His Crappy Job

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Instead of going to work, a Florida man staged a break-in of his own house. Sounds like too much work.

TATTOOS

Man Wakes To Armed Police Officers At His Door Due To A Really Unfortunately Placed Tattoo

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What could this man possibly have done to warrant state police waking him with a megaphone, backed up by troopers with assault rifles? Something stupid, you can bet on that!

STUPID CRIMINALS

If You’re Going To Rob A Music Store, First Make Sure The Owner Isn’t A Cage Fighter

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A music store owner caught a guy trying to steal from him and when he pulled a knife, the owner's cage fighter instincts and he put him to sleep.

#Twitter

Girl Brags About A Hit And Run On Twitter, Justice Is Swiftly Delivered

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A girl in Norwich, England bragged on Twitter about running over a cyclist before people reported her to the police and notified her employer.

STUPID CRIMINALS

'Find My iPad' App Leads Police Tracking Stolen iPad To 780 Pounds of Meth

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/5885303390_b43ede25e5.jpg"></a>It's an axiom that rich people do not frivolously spend their money, but rather hang onto it.

STUPID CRIMINALS

Condoms: Our Versatile Newsmaker

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As science progresses and doctors and lab rats find new and interesting ways for us to become immortal daywalkers, we also see great advancement in the world of birth control.


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