Cops Called Over Cosplayer’s Underboob. Did Somebody Say Underboob Appreciation Gallery?

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Some buzzkill prompted a police report over a cosplayer showing underboob in an accurate costume. Sounds like a good time for an underboob cosplay gallery.


Florida Man, The World's Worst Superhero, Is Now On Twitter

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A viral photo from Reddit is now a single-serving Twitter account aggregating news about the many failures of "Florida Man," the worst superhero.


’30 Rock’ Already Took Care Of Your Rebranding, Bazooka


Bazooka just needs to start running this '30 Rock' clip, and it'll reverse their sales slide the American way. Using fear.


Police Called To Break Up The Cat Party (And Links)


Today's links, featuring the headline of the day, party cat, and Henri the Existential Cat's thoughts on Halloween.


GIF Reactions To Horrible News: The Winner Of A Bug-Eating Contest Dies

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Florida resident Edward Archbald collapsed shortly after winning a python in a bug-eating contest. This is tragic, and we deal with it by looking at GIFS.


Advice That Should Have Been Obvious: Don’t Drink Liquid Nitrogen

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A teenager in England celebrating her 18th birthday found out the hard way that novelty drinks made with liquid nitrogen are not to be trusted.


Hedge Fund Manager Repossesses Argentinian Navy’s Flagship


Because you can just totally take military equipment! That's totally allowed!


Meet Rachel, The Nice Lady From New York Who Tries To Explain Why She’s Camping At An Apple Store

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Sam Roberts interviewed people camping out to buy an Apple iPhone 5 in front of an Apple store in New York City. Rachel is our favorite.


SNIKT! Wannabe Wolverine Allegedly Attacks Best Friend For Allegedly Doing His Mom

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Wolverine claws, best friends fighting over the hotness of a mom, the mom trying to break up the fight, Utah... this story has everything!


Porn Addict Caught Breaking Into Houses To View Porn


Whatever happened to buying magazines at the gas station and ducking into the restroom?


Friday Nightmares Starring: The Giant New Zealand Weta

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So you know how earlier today you were concerned about those unpaid parking tickets and your winter heating bill.

#Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Hate Fast Food, Rob Wisconsin Wendy’s


Growing up, I always admired the way that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles never used handguns in any of their battles (despite what their marketing campaign may reflect).

#video games

Portal 2 Would Like To Offend You, Orphans

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Arguably, there's an infinite number of things that could probably upset the fine residents of North Carolina.


A Weekend Chock-Full Of Fail


Of Course We're Starting With Florida A woman in Florida crashed her SAAB into the Adrian Fernandez Insurance office in Tampa.


All The Weird News You Can Shake An Enormous Bra At


A lawn mower race erupted in violence this week when a man on a large lawnmower bumped into a smaller lawnmower after reaching the finish line.


Farmville: So Good You’ll Kill Your Child For Interrupting

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Just when I'd started to regain some amount of faith in humanity, right on schedule, a news story comes along that registers a solid 11 on the disturbing-as-hell scale.


Batman Exists And He Robbed A McDonald’s, Also Drives A Honda

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Congratulations, if you've already read that headline it means now that basically you're an official member of the Belmont Police Department, because that's pretty much all the info that they've got on their latest case.


Hooligan Hulk & Gang Go On Real Life Rampage

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