ZERO PERCENT ON ROTTENTOMATOES

Two Positive Reviews Raised ‘Paul Blart 2’s Perfect 0% RottenTomatoes Rating To A Triumphant 4%

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Two brave critics made like a fancy bird as they kicked Paul Blart 2's zero percent rating right in the face.

PLOT RECREATED WITH REVIEWS

The Plot Of ‘Paul Blart Mall Cop 2,’ Recreated With Quotes From Angry Critics

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"Blart falls down seven times, and gets hit or is hit by something five times. He also cries four times and gets attacked by two different animals."

PAUL BLART MALL COP 2

‘Paul Blart 2′ Is Currently Pitching A Perfect Bucky Larson

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Too-cool critics love to hate Kevin James's suicide note.

ARE YOU HERE?

0% On Rotten Tomatoes Watch: Amy Poehler And Zach Galifianakis’s ‘Are You Here?’

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A movie starring Owen Wilson, Amy Poehler, and Zach Galifianakis, from the creator of Mad Men, opens this weekend. Why haven't you heard of it?

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Kellan Lutz’s ‘Super Twink Hercules’ Is Pitching A Full Bucky Larson

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Kellan Lutz's The Legend of Hercules is tracking 0% recommended on RottenTomatoes, as apparently critics didn't appreciate a jacked blonde hairless Twilight twink playing the Greek hero.

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0% ALERT: Grown Ups 2 is still pitching a perfect Bucky Larson

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With only 10 critics reporting, Grown Ups 2 is still pitching a perfect Bucky Larson on RottenTomatoes with zero positive reviews.

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Everyone Really Hates 'A Good Day to Die Hard'

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Only an idiot would expect a fifth Die Hard movie directed by the guy who did Max Payne and Flight of the Phoenix to be any good, but it's still impressive the degree to which it's been able to limbo under even the lowest of low expectations.

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0% Alert: Gerard Butler’s new movie is pulling a Bucky Larson

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For the past few years, I've been convinced that Gerard Butler, Clive Owen, and Anna Faris are all in a contest to see which super-likable actor can ruin their career by choosing horrible projects the fastest.

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Eddie Murphy's Latest Is A Certified 0% Stinker

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Up until this weekend, the title of 2012’s top turd in the tank belonged to Katherine Heigl’s pitiful One for the Money, which is currently running at 2% on Rotten Tomatoes to make it one of the year’s worst films.

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So, about those “positive” reviews for Abduction…

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Last Thursday, I told you about how Taylor Lautner's new movie, Abduction, was well on its way to earning a zero percent rating on RottenTomatoes, or, as we call it, the full Bucky Larson (still 0% after 32 reviews, incidentally).

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Abduction is getting Bucky Larson’d

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I've been somewhat fascinated with Abduction (MORE LIKE ABS-DUCTION, LOL) almost since the beginning.


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