20 Memorable Quotes To Remember TV In 2013 By

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2013 was a good year, because 2013 was the year where the most memorable TV quote involved one guy stabbing another guy to death. Take that, years 0-2012. Anyway, our year-end retrospective continues with a selection of some of 2013’s greatest TV quotes, the kind of lines that if dropped in a bar, friendships will be made.

They’re also helpful for when you want to stab some guy to death.

It was the year of Heisenberg…

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…the year we all got a Marshall stiffie…

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…the year 30 Rock sadly said goodbye…

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…the year Nelson Van Alden stopped believing in God…

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…the year we all took advice from the Bastard Chief…

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…the year we got our rocks off when Arrested Development returned…

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…the year Orange Is the New Black somehow became Netflix’s best show yet…

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…the year a teenage girl was a fountain of wisdom…

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…the year Annie Edison didn’t have to say a thing to get us to listen…

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…the year not enough Nathan for You GIFs were made…

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…the year Spaghetti Tuesday got moved to Wednesday…

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…the year we learned we could hate the Lannisters THAT much more…

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