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America Is Crazy

By / 05.05.10

The live telecast of “Dancing with the Stars” ran late last night, so I ended up watching the last couple minutes of the elimination ceremony. And I thought it was some kind of weird hoax, because the bottom two dancers were Erin Andrews and Pamela Anderson. Anderson was voted off, leaving five dancers still in the running.

Anderson and her partner Damian Whitewood were no strangers to the bottom two this season, but they had pulled themselves into the middle of the pack the past couple of weeks. Their waltz Tuesday only earned 24 points from the judges, but Bruno Tonioli described it as “the pure essence of romance.” [...]

Joining Anderson in the bottom two was ESPN sportscaster Erin Andrews — a shock considering her and partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy’s quickstep routine earned a 27 and wowed the judges, who dubbed it Erin’s best performance yet.

Judge Len Goodman said it was “nonsensical” and “heartbreaking” to see both Andrews and Anderson in danger. [NYDN]

God, America is such a fat jealous bitch. The tubby housewives who vote for the people on this show couldn’t be more obvious about disliking attractive women. When they announce the results next week, Tom Bergeron should just say, “And Wisconsin would like to add that it heard Erin Andrews is a total slut.”

Below: Evan Lysacek’s tango this week. The only thing more choreographed than the dance are the conversations with his partner.


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