Tosh.0 (Comedy Central) — The closest thing left to “appointment viewing television” this summer (until “Mad Men” begins), Mr. Tosh gives the bi-polar and schizophrenic, “Looking for a Girlfriend Guy” a Web Redemption. This young stud’s video overture kicks off with detailed information about his contact lenses, with a seamless transition into talking about his d*ck. So what’s the problem?
Toddlers and Tiaras (TLC) — Appointment viewing television for pedophiles and psychotic mothers.
Mythbusters (Discovery) — Ugh, more duct-tape myths. Mythbuster Kari Byron could probably pass for Christina Hendricks’ uglier, fatter sister. Wait, she was just pregnant? Well maybe not her fatter sister then.
Man v. Food (Travel) — Host Adam Richman stops for Sushi in exotic…….. Salt Lake City, Utah. Meh, give me “Man vs. Wild” any day.
Billy the Exterminator (A&E) — This show’s tagline should read, “Making ‘Dog the Bounty Hunter’ Appear Regal.”
Justin Bieber: My World (E!) — “Justin Bieber’s life and career are the focus.” This has to be an hour long? I mean how dare they take away precious airtime from “Kourtney and Khloe Derp Miami.”
Germany vs. Spain (Replay) (ESPN2) — I really think the Germans could have pulled out a win if they wore their throw-back uniforms. You know, black shorts, khaki shirt, red arm band….
The Real World (MTV) — Apparently, one of the cast members ends up in hospital in this, the second episode of the 24th Season—so they seem to be right on track. Pedro must be spinning in his grave. This show needs more C.H.U.D’s!