Guy Fieri has an awesome collection of totems representing a tiny penis, among them a $200,000 Lamborghini and a monstrous diesel truck. And now here he is with a gigantic pepper grinder. “GRRRRR YOU WANT SOME BLACK PEPPER SALAD ON YOUR SALAD BABY?” “Oh yeah, Guy, I wanna eat it all!” Ugh.
How big do you think it is? I’m setting the over-under at a pen cap.