America’s Got Talent (NBC) — Season premiere. Hosted by Nick Cannon and starring judges Howie Mandel, Sharon Osbourne, and Piers Morgan, it is literally impossible to find a lineup that I respect less. A judges panel comprised of a whoopie cushion, a golden retriever, and a rodeo clown with a bike horn would be more telegenic and offer better commentary.
NBA Finals (ABC) — Mavericks at Heat, Game 1. People who complained that The Hangover Part II is too similar the the first movie won’t want to see Dirk Nowitzki come up short against Miami for a second time.
Traffic Light (Fox) — Series finale. Too bad, this had potential and deserved a second season.
Tosh.0 (Comedy Central) — Daniel Tosh gives the naked wizard a Web Redemption. If you ask me, “naked wizard” sounds like sex act on Urban Dictionary.
The Little Couple (TLC) — Season premiere. Bill and Jen are still trying to start a little family. You know, Peter Dinklage as Tyrion Lannister on “Game of Thrones” has made me respect little people way more than any of TLC’s programming.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Kate Hudson on Letterman; Jennifer Lopez on Leno; Ray Romano on Ferguson; and Jimmy Fallon on “The Daily Show.” Jimmy Kimmel gets a bonus “Game Night” episode in primetime before the NBA Finals.
