I Photoshopped Cool Cat into Cool Dog’s picture. This is what happens when there are no NFL games on a rainy Sunday. [roboshark]
The Greatest Unscripted Scenes in Film. Everything Robopanda does is golden. This is no exception. [Uproxx]
Breaking: Alex Smith still terrible at football. Burnsy breaks down this past weekend’s NFL preseason “action.” Much better than actually watching the games. [With Leather]
U.S. Presidents: Complete Badasses. Artist Jason Heuer — the man responsible for the Internet-famous image of Abe Lincoln toting an assault rifle while riding a grizzly — has several other paintings of commanders-in-chief looking heroic. See also: FDR the Transformer and George Washington, Zombie Killer. [GammaSquad]
Yep, that looks like the Batwing. I skipped out on watching these spoiler-ish videos of Dark Knight Rises videos, but the Internet certainly didn’t. [FilmDrunk]
The Best and Worst of WWE Summerslam 2011. I’m still not entirely sure what Summerslam is, but I’ve ruled out “music festival.” [With Leather]
More links + a new Alison Brie GIF below.
O HAI. Fancy meeting you here, Miss Brie. [This Is The Internet]
Ugh, Nick Cannon got ANOTHER job. He joins Maya Rudolph in NBC’s forthcoming “Up All Night.” [TV Guide]
Needs more Sofia Vergara. Pictures of the “Modern Family” cast’s arrival in Jackson Hole, Wyoming. [Facebook]
Daniel Tosh gets animated. Comedy Central placed a 10-episode order for a cartoon series about dysfunctional forest rangers called “Brickleberry.” Tosh is attached to produce and voice a character. [Deadline]
Read the first chapter of Tyra Banks’s novel, Modelland. Do not read the first chapter of Tyra Banks’s novel, Modelland. It is terrible. [BuzzFeed]
