Suburgatory (ABC) — According to the critics’ buzz, this Thanksgiving episode is supposedly among the best and funniest episodes the freshman comedy has yet to air. Probably worth checking out.
Modern Family (ABC) — Book of Mormon star Josh Gad guest stars as a former neighborhood kid who is now obscenely wealthy in this Thanksgiving episode. Also new tonight: Happy Endings.
The Biggest Loser (NBC) — Ahhhhh, nothing like leading into America’s holiday for gluttony by showing a “Where are they now?” episode of ‘The Biggest Loser.” It’s like a warning: “Eat an extra slice of cherpumple pie-cake and THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU.”
Top Chef (Bravo) — The show MOST worthy of a Thanksgiving episode, and this is instead about a rodeo, with a quick-fire challenge using the hottest peppers on the planet. GIVE ME TURKEY COVERAGE, DAMMIT.
American Horror Story (FX) — Tonight’s episode supposedly reveals the true identity of the mysterious Rubber Man. Spoiler: it’s Marv Albert. Freaky!
LATE-NIGHT GUESTS: Justin Bieber on Letterman; Chelsea Handler and Dwight Howard on Leno; Ty Burrell on Ferguson; Jason Schwartzman on Fallon; reruns elsewhere. TOMORROW: Check Warming Glow early for some Thanksgiving Day listings.