Corgi Friday: Hat Edition

One of the few frustrating things about Corgi Friday is that it’s, well, limited to corgis. Don’t get me wrong, I love the little furballs. They’re cute and adorable, and they translate exceptionally well into GIF form. The problem, however, is that sometimes I come across stories like this one about a dog crossing guard (WHAT YES I DID SAY THAT), and I really don’t have a proper outlet for it because the dog wasn’t a corgi. Then I find myself sitting here getting livid at the dog for being the wrong breed (which is perfectly healthy), because I would have taken hundreds of screenshots of it and turned it into a giant slideshow ($$$$$$) and it would have just been the best.
[sighs]
On the other hand, I have like 20 pictures of corgis wearing hats, so life’s not all bad, you guys. In fact, life is pretty good, no matter what kind of stupid breed that crossing guard dog is. I bet he looks terrible in a hat anyway. Jerk. What? No, I’m not bitter. Whatever. YOUR FACE IS BITTER.
Anyway, without further ado, here is today’s ALL DOGS IN HATS edition of Corgi Friday. No crossing guard dogs allowed.
All pictures via MyCorgi

UPDATE: It has been brought to my attention that this dog is not, in fact, wearing a hat. Its owner is wearing a hat behind it. I have consulted with the judges (me), and we have decided to leave it in anyway. As you were.
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