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25 Bizarre Celebrity Commercials You've Never Seen

By / 02.28.12

A few weeks ago, during a roundtable discussion with The Hollywood Reporter, George Clooney defended making his coffee commercials overseas, arguing that it affords him the ability to live well while making great movies for scale in the United States. “I make coffee commercials overseas, and I make a lot of money, so I get to live in a nice house. And I don’t give a sh*t,” he said. “And people will go, ‘Oh that’s a sell out.’ And you know what? F**k you.”
But here’s the thing about the overseas commercials that celebrities often do for massive sums of money: They’re often very entertaining. However, celebrities make them overseas so we won’t see them, which is a shame because — in some cases — we’d actually think better of them. Some of them are funny and self-deprecating, some are strange, some are sexy, and many — especially those made in Japan — are just balls-out goofy.
I spent a few hours on YouTube tracking down 25 of the most bizarre. Many are from Europe, most are from Japan, some are from a celebrity’s early career, and some are more recent. But the one thing that ties them all together is the fact that we in the United States haven’t seen most of them. That’s too bad, because we all deserve to see Naomi Watts and Sandra Bullock shill for feminine hygiene products, Tarantino’s Japanese TV commercial, Harrison Ford try to master a video game, Sean Bean’s early beer commercial, a wacky Ben Stiller spot, Jennifer Love Hewitt slide on a tight pair of Levi’s, and Nic Cage in a cowboy hat battling alien astronauts, among many others (and if you want to see the truly bizarre, search YouTube for all of Schwarzenegger’s Japanese commercials, of which I could compile an entire list). The first and last (Yvonne Strahovski and Hugh Jackman) spots, however, are my favorites of the bunch.

Yvonne Strahovski — Double A Paper

Nicholas Cage — Sankyo

Naomi Watts — Tampax

Tim Roth — Maxim Coffee

Natalie Portman — Super Lux Shampoo

Harrison Ford — Uncharted (video game)

Quentin Tarantino — Perfect TV

Michael J. Fox — Integra

Hulk Hogan — BigFlow

Keanu Reeves — Suntory Reserve

Sylvester Stallone — Some Sort of Processed Pork Product?

Ben Stiller — Some Kind of Soft Drink

Bruce Willis — Eonos Credit Card

Arnold Schwarzenegger — Cup Noodle

Brad Pitt — Toyota

George Clooney — Martini

Sean Bean — Barbicon Lager

Keifer Sutherland — Calorie Mate

Sandra Bullock — Kotex

Keira Knightley — Super Lux

Scarlett Johansson — Mt. Rainier Coffee

Jennifer Aniston — Heineken

Jennifer Love Hewitt — Levi’s Tight Fit Jeans

Gwyneth Paltrow — Martini

Hugh Jackman — Lipton Ice Tea


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