I would party so hard with this couple, and their humans, too. (Reddit)
The Washed Ferrari Scale: Rating Michael Bay’s Leading Ladies — Liv Tyler doesn’t get enough attractiveness credit. It’s the Steven thing, isn’t it? But the video for “Crazy” is such a work of art! (Film Drunk)
Can’t Be Faded: 40 Forgotten Nate Dogg Features — If this were a list of Nate Dogg’s Greatest Feature Films, Head of State would be #1, due to lack of competition. (Smoking Section)
UPROXX “Archer” Open Thread: “Crossing Over” With Animation Director Bryan Fordney — Did you earn your Bionic Barry badge? ‘Cause if you didn’t…um, well, we’ll have MORE pop-up ads. (Uproxx)
From Sabres to Gold Records: 10 Awards You Can Buy Online — Here’s your chance to buy the Marcus Allen Super Bowl MVP watch you’ve been looking for. (Uproxx)
Nathan Fillion and Tim Daly Are Superheroes — Nathan Fillion should have played every role in The Avengers, with a special appearance from Mal Reynolds. (Gamma Squad)
This Week In Perpetuating Stereotypes — Asian businessmen going nuts around pretty women is one of my favorite totally accurate stereotypes, behind Italians talking about cabbage and every entry on the “Stereotypes of Jews” Wikipedia page. (With Leather)
Christina Hendricks Dressed In Leather, Posing With Weapons — If Joanie had been in either of the Matrix sequels, wearing this exact outfit, they would have been 38 times better. (BuzzFeed)
Adult Swim’s 25 Worst Places to Die — #1. Cleveland. (Adult Swim)
7 Comedians Without Their Beards — I’d rather discuss Christina Hendricks again. (Huffington Post)
Top 10 Movies of 2012 to Get Excited About — Is Jack and Jill 2: Jacked Off by Jill coming out this year? It should. (Fark)
Baby Sloth In a Onesie May Destroy the Internet — Sloths are really having their moment, but a new cute animal will soon take over the Internet. My money’s on the dik-dik. Fun to look at, funner to say. (The FW)
Dear Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences: Suck It — Love, Josh. (Pajiba)
5 Stupid Drug Busts That Only a Complete Idiot Could Replicate — Imagine if “Breaking Bad” pulled a “Law and Order” and began basing its plots around real-life events. I mean, the show would still be awesome, but probably less so. (Bro Bible)
Four Unsettling Implications Behind Last Year’s Romantic Comedies — The fact that they exist is unsettling enough for me. (Unreality Mag)
66 Mind-Sharting “Tim and Eric” Animated GIFs — Mind, sharted. (Screen Junkies)
