NOTE: I’ll open a SPOILER thread at the bottom of this post’s comments section. Please contain all “upcoming on GoT” talk to there. If you mention something that hasn’t happened on the show yet outside of said thread, you’ll be banned. The only way to be unbanned: giving me all your dragons. No dragons, no dice.
As you may have noticed, this post went offline for a little bit. We have no idea why, and all of the text that had been written has mysteriously vanished (WHAT WILL THE WORLD DO WITHOUT MY COMMENTS ABOUT VARYS’S DICK???). Oh, f*ck me, indeed. We’re working on fixing the problem, but until then: enjoy the GIFs and feel free to talk amongst yourselves about Sansa and Cersei being awesome, Joffrey being a wimpy pussbag, and “Blackwater” being the greatest TV battle EVER. Here’s this at least:
Attractive Women of “Game of Thrones” Power Rankings: #3. Shae, #2. Bronn’s Companion, #1. Queen Cersei