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By / 05.18.12

“I would drag my balls through 3 miles of glass just to hear her fart through a cellphone.” Wise words from YouTube commenter hobohunter. Also, yes? (Via)

The 10 Most Interesting Rock Star Sex Secrets From Groupie Dirt — Kid Rock’s sex life is just as disgusting as you’d assume. (Uproxx)

These Girls’ High School Yearbook Quotes Put All Others Quotes to Shame — These girls have Nguyen the Internet. Thank you for letting me steal your joke, Robopanda. (Uproxx)

Five Ways Microorganisms Will Make Your Life Easier — My wife says I’ve got a microorganism where my penis should be! /still thinking of “Community” (Gamma Squad)

Which Major League Baseball Player Tried to Crash a Porn Star’s Birthday Party? — Shoulda been you, Pussy Tebeau, but you’ve been dead 70 years. CLASSIC Pussy. (With Leather)

This Week in Posters: James Bond, Bill Murray in Plaid, Spazzy Will Smith — Worth it for the Photoshops of the terrible picture to the right. (Film Drunk)

Surviving the Struggle: 20 Motivational Rap Songs — “In Due Time” is such a good song. (Smoking Section)

This Is What It Looks Like When Jeffrey Dahmer Signs Your Yearbook — (BuzzFeed)

Gilbert Gottfried Reads Fifty Shades of Grey — (College Humor)

Toonami’s Back, Bitches — (Adult Swim)

First clip from the set of the U.S. “Sherlock.” Looks appalling. — (Fark)

Elisabetta Canalis in a Bikini, Lubing Up The Dictator — (Guy Speed)

Fantastic Wonder Woman Cosplay Out of Nowhere — (Unreality Mag)

Texas Forever: Ranking the Post-“Friday Night Lights” Movies of the Show’s Main Cast — (Pajiba)

Nick Offerman Would Do Anything For the Cubs to Win the World Series — (Bro Bible)

10 Uninhabited Islands and Why Nobody Lives on Them — (Mental Floss)

A Tribute to Gillian Anderson’s “derp” Face — (Death + Taxes)

The Best Picture of a Dog Dressed As Two Pirates Carrying a Treasure Chest You’ll See Today — (The High Definite)


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