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Seth MacFarlane Will Host The Season Premiere Of 'Saturday Night Live'

By / 08.29.12

Seth MacFarlane is going to host the season premiere of Saturday Night Live? Wow, that reminds me of the time I hosted Saturday Night Live back in the 70s…

[Cut to yellow-ish tinted shot of the SNL stage. The year is 1979. Don Pardo announces "... and your host, Danger Guerreeerrrrrrrooooo." I emerge from the door in a comically 70s leisure suit, holding a cigarette and a glass of scotch, and do that dumb "half-jog slash acknowledge the band" thing as I make my way to the front of the stage. I smile and wave to the crowd as they applaud wildly, patiently waiting a full minute for them to settle down so I can begin my monologue.]

“Thanks. It’s great to be here in NEW YORK CITY. [crowd goes wild again] We’ve got a great show for you tonight. Olivia Newton-John is h-“

[Bear leaps onto stage and mauls me for 45 uninterrupted seconds. Credits roll.]

Stay tuned for American Dad.

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