It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (ABC) – Wanna have some fun? Next time you’re at a party, wait for everyone to get good and drunk, then walk up to someone and say “You know what I love/hate? The Peanuts holiday specials.” No matter which option you choose you are bound to get a passionate, borderline psychotic reaction. It’s a blast.
30 Rock (NBC) – As we discussed earlier, 30 Rock is airing tonight because NBC bumped The Voice to Thursday after Hurricane Sandy caused the East Coast to miss it earlier in the week, and since it’s 30 Rock’s election episode they couldn’t sit on it until next Thursday. I would go on a rant about this, but I’m pretty sure I personally know all 50 people who are watching 30 Rock this season, so I’ll just text you.
Modern Family/Suburgatory/Nashville (ABC) – What if instead of a show about country singers in Nashville, Nashville was a show about lawyers in Los Angeles? And what if one of the lawyers was a short wiseheimer and the other was a tall ladies’ man? And what if they handled lots of cases about strippers and partying? And what if they had a hot tub? Something to think about.
Chicago Fire (NBC) – Sarah Shahi is joining this show for a 5-6 episode arc as a love interest for Lt. Severide. I bring this to your attention because Sarah Shahi is impossibly attractive. I am great at news.
South Park/Key & Peele (Comedy Central) – South Park takes on the whole Lance Armstrong situation. Good enough for me.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Kimmel is live in Brooklyn with Letterman as his guest, so you should probably watch that; Charles Barkley is on Letterman, so you should watch that, too; Demi Lovato is on Ferguson; Taylor Lautner and Lior Suchard are on Leno; Zach Galifianakis and Gina Gershon are on Fallon; and Chelsea Handler is on Conan.