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Hey, Here's A Thing That Happened: MC Hammer Did 'Gangnam Style' At Last Night's AMAs

By 11.19.12

Posted below, please find the transcript of a 911 call that took place last night, November 18, 2012, at 10:58 PM EST.

ME: [dials 911]

911 OPERATOR: 911, what’s your emergency?

ME: HELP! I think someone poisoned me!

911 OPERATOR: Calm down, sir. Why do you think someone poisoned you?

ME: I’m freaking out!

911 OPERATOR: Sir, please relax. Tell me what happened.

ME: Well, I know I didn’t take any drugs tonight…

911 OPERATOR: Okay…

ME: … and I was just sitting here watching the American Music Awards…

911 OPERATOR: Right…

ME: … and then I started hallucinating! SOMEONE MUST HAVE DRUGGED ME!

911 OPERATOR: What kind of hallucinations are you having, sir?

ME: MC HAMMER IS DOING THE HORSEY DANCE FROM “GANGNAM STYLE.”

911 OPERATOR: MC Hammer? Isn’t he like 50 years old?

ME: I KNOW!

911 OPERATOR: How’s he look?

ME: Pretty good, actually. He still moves pretty well for an older gu-WAIT A SECOND. THIS IS SERIOUS.

911 OPERATOR: I’m sorry, sir. Are you having any other symptoms?

ME: OH GOD NOW THEY’RE DOING A “2 LEGIT 2 QUIT” MASHUP. AT THE AMAS. AND THE CROWD IS GOING WILD.

911 OPERATOR: Stay where you are, sir. I’ll send help immediately.

ME: HURRY! I THINK HAMMER IS BEING POSSESSED BY DEMONS!

GIFs via @cjzero


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