In his ongoing effort to terrorize America’s tastebuds, Guy Fieri — in addition to infiltrating the heart of America’s culinary scene and stinking up the joint with a gaudy, over-priced crap palace — is apparently distributing new, impossibly awful food abominations across the land via Walmart and Sam’s Club stores, of course. What’s Guy got cookin’ for “the folks” now? Stuff like “Old Skool Pepperoni Pizza Eggrolls” and “Crispy Cheeseburger Ravioli Bites,” that’s what!
But the real crown jewel of this disgusting new frozen food collection may well be the “S’mores Indoors” pizza. And judging from the early reviews that have accumulated on the product’s page on the Sam’s website, it is predictably terrible.
A sampling of the feedback so far…
I love chocolate, graham crackers, and marshmallows – in short, I love s’mores… but this was the worst – and I MEAN the WORST dessert ever.
the taste was HORRIBLE! I would have never expected it to be spicy. These pizza’s were a total disappointment!
This is the worst thing I have ever bought.
It was nasty and we could not eat it.
This is disgusting! What a disappointment!
You remember those ads in the back of comic books for pepper-flavored gum you could give out as a practical joke? I think this is “Guy Fieri”‘s version of that. This stuff is really, really, really, wish I could rate it less than one star, bad.
We purchased this product because it looked delicious on the box and had Guy Fieri’s name on it. I can’t believe he would put his name on this awful stuff!
I know, right? So hard to believe Guy Fieri would allow his sterling name to be attached to such hot garbage. SHOCKING.
This, by the way, was not a selective sampling. Every single review trashed the product. Welcome to FLAVORTOWN!