Justified (FX, 10 p.m.) — From TV Guide: “Boyd realizes he has unfinished business to resolve. Meanwhile, Raylan goes dynamite fishing.” Let me repeat that for you in case you missed it: “RAYLAN GOES DYNAMITE FISHING.” Please send GIFs to Danger, c/o The Internet.
Celebrity Wife Swap (ABC, 8 p.m.) — Yes, Celebrity Wife Swap garnered twice the ratings of Happy Endings, and yes, there’s a decent shot you’re going to catch a few minutes of tonight’s episode. It’s not everyday you get to see washed-up 90’s pop stars Coolio and Mark McGrath exchange families.
Pretty Little Liars (ABC Family, 8 p.m.) — From TV Guide again: “Aria, Emily and Hanna search for Spencer, unsure if she went off on her own or if “A” is behind her disappearance.” I don’t really care about this show, I was just morbidly curious to see how popular character names from the show are: Hannah: #21; Aria: #63; and Emily: #11.
NCIS: Los Angles (CBS, 9 p.m.) — This is the editor’s pick from TV Guide tonight, which tells me all I need to know about TV Guide.
The New Normal (NBC, 9:30 p.m.) — Here’s what’s unusual about tonight’s episode of The New Normal: It’s a first run, and it’s the Halloween episode. What is it with NBC airing Halloween episodes in the middle of winter?
Cougar Town (TBS, 10 p.m.) — What has two thumbs and doesn’t give a crap? Bob Kelso returns to Cougar Town as Jules’s Dad tonight.
LATE NIGHT LISTINGS: Speaking of Bob Kelso, Kimmel has Zach Braff on tonight; Larry King will drag his old bones to Craig Ferguson’s show; Sandra Day O’Connor is on Jon Stewart; James Franco is on Colbert; and Colin Farrel is on Conan. Everything else is in reruns.
