Jimmy Kimmel Live: Game Night (ABC, 8 p.m.) — Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock and David Spade join Kimmel to talk about the NBA Finals, but more importantly, they will tell us what it was like to work with Taylor Lautner in Grown Ups 2. *fangirl screeeeeeaeaaaaam*
NBA Finals — Game 3 (ABC, 9 p.m.) — Tall men put small balls through baskets.
The Voice (NBC, 8 p.m.) — This cannot still be on, can it? And it’s only in the semi-final round? AMERICA.
America’s Got Talent (NBC, 9:01) — If someone juggles chainsaws and puppies simultaneously, let me know.
My Teen is Pregnant and So Am I (TLC, 10 p.m.) — Growing up in the Bible belt, our high-school yearbook class had an actual rule that we were not allowed to includes pictures of pregnant students, therefore basically any picture with three or more females in it. It used to be that being under 18 and pregnant was enough for some attention. Now you have to have a pregnant mom, too? THESE KIDS.
I’m Married to A… (VH1, 10 p.m.) — In tonight’s very special episode, a man is dating twins to the chagrin of their conservative parents.
Pretty Wicked Moms (Lifetime, 10 p.m.) — Actual description from TV Guide: “The moms attend a toddler’s birthday party.” This is what passes for TV on a Tuesday in the summer.
LATE NIGHT LISTINGS: Dana Carvey is on Letterman; Jamie Foxx is on Leno; Chris Messina is on Kimmel; Margeret Cho is on Ferguson; Fallon has Seth Rogen; Veep’s Armando Iannucci is on The Daily Show and Jonah Hill is on Conan.
