The Winner Is… (NBC, 10 p.m.) — Series premiere. It’s gonna be a long summer.
Adventure Time (Cartoon Network, 7:30 p.m.) — “Jake reunites with the old gang [for one last job] to save Jake Jr. from a bad crowd.” YES. It’s like The Fast and the Furious, but with dogs. The Fast and Furryious.
Switched at Birth (ABC Family, 8 p.m.) — Bunheads should really be renewed.
Pussy Riot: A Punk Prayer (HBO, 9 p.m.) — What Vince said.
King & Maxwell (TNT, 10 p.m.) — Series premiere. TNT won’t rest until they have a show for every last name. O’Shandy & Chaulhury. Hitler & Dong. Smith & Muhammad. That last one actually sounds pretty good.
LATE-NIGHT GUESTS: Russell Brand, Michael Shannon, and Haim on Letterman; Kevin Bacon and Bad Company on Leno; Jonah Hill on Ferguson; Russell Crowe, Sofia Coppola, and Kelly Rowland; Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson, and Maria Menounos on Conan; Seth Rogen on Colbert; and Dan Savage on Colbert.