John Oliver Celebrates The Birth Of The Royal Baby, Mocks CNN’s Coverage Of It

By: 07.23.13  •  7 Comments

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Yeah, Louis C.K. was on the Daily Show last night, but let’s not forget that the show currently has a British host and the Royal Baby was born yesterday and someone on CNN said something incredibly dumb about it. So, naturally, John Oliver opened the show with a display of British pride and hearty mocking of CNN royal correspondent Victoria Arbiter, who yesterday said that Kate Middleton was “brilliant” for producing a boy instead of a girl on her first try at baby-making.

“You are aware that she is married to Prince William and not Khal Drogo, aren’t you?” Oliver quipped. “What would your response have been if it had been a girl? ‘Damnation upon your cursed womb, Katherine. Burn the princess, for she has produced a baby of the weaker sex. Burn them both! BURN THEM!'”

With that said, Kate and Drogo do kind of look cute together…

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