Let’s say, hypothetically, that Matt Damon appeared on a Univision morning show with a tiny chihuahua in a bright, flowery dress in his lap and played a game of charades that featured two attractive women in short dresses and four-inch high heels manically acting out movie titles. And let’s say everyone is speaking Spanish except for Matt Damon and he does not appear to understand what they’re saying. And let’s also say someone took that clip and uploaded it to the Internet. This would be something you’d like to see, yes?
Hoo boy, do I have good news for you.