Oh yeah hey we’re probably going to be going to war with Syria soon. YAY WAR! Happy Tuesday.
So ANYWAY, yesterday the Obama White House sent some important folks like human sleeping pill/Secretary of State John Kerry over to Capital Hill to make the case for a military offensive of some sort — though one Kerry insisted would involve no “boots on the ground” — to the Senate Foreign Relations Committee.
One of the members of that committee is former GOP presidential candidate John McCain, perhaps now best known as the man who gave us Sarah Palin. But apparently McCain — who is 77 years old — had better things to do, like playing poker on his iPhone during the hearing. Here he is “explaining” the whole thing to Wolf Blitzer on CNN…
In McCain’s defense I watched that hearing in its entirety yesterday and was bored out of my f*cking mind. The mere sound of John Kerry’s voice has the ability to kill even the most vigorous erection. So I guess we should cut McCain a little slack.