Oh, Just Nick Offerman Telling Letterman About How He Used To Shoplift Tampons In College

By: 10.02.13


Nick Offerman is the best at telling stories. Everyone knows this. So as he makes the promotional rounds for his new book — which occasionally involves sitting in a canoe on the Today show set — he’s been regaling various audiences with tales of his past as a nice reminder that Nick Offerman has experienced everything and you have experienced nothing.

For instance, while chatting with David Letterman last night Nick put on his raconteur hat, telling thee tale of his random and idiotic shoplifting exploits in college that resulted in him experiencing “the big three.”

He gets that a lot.

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