I was born between 1980 and 2000, making me “socially progressive and digitally savvy” apparently, and I’ve heard of David Faustino, Dinosaurs, answering machines, Wings, Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego, and Fartman. Your “50 Things Millennials Have Never Heard Of” list is bad and you should feel bad, Rolling Stone.
You know what a Millennial hasn’t heard of? Job stability. Also, Rolling Stone. Don’t make the same mistake I did. Stay away, stay as far away as I’m going to from Cajun Boy at the next UPROXX bathhouse get-together after discovering his real feelings about stuffing. Now let us enjoy the poetry from the heavens above known as Nelson’s “(Can’t Live Without Your) Love and Affection,” which I’ve also heard of.
I want more like this!
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