It’s not fair. I thought the contest was over, that the most memorable TV quote of 2013 was either “Tread lightly,” “the Lannisters send their regards,” or “who the hell thought 1600 Penn was a good idea?” But then this happened: “I’M THE ONE WITH THE FRACTURED PENIS.” One might say his penis *puts sunglasses on* broke bad.
The above quote comes from TLC’s new “docu-series” Sex Sent Me to the ER. It’s nine kinds of terrible.
The four-part series documents the real-life — and humorous — stories of what happens when sex results in a medical crisis as retold by emergency room physicians and the couples themselves.
Other stories in the premiere including a rocker named Cash who collapses and is unable to move his arm and leg after sex; a trip to the ER reveals a surprising diagnosis. (Via)
Basically, it’s this GIF…
…as a show. Sounds fun?