Community (NBC, 8 p.m.) — “As Annie prepares the…” (PREPARES THE WHAT, OUR HONEYMOON?!?) “…cafeteria…” (oh) “…for the midterm dance, she and Pofessor Hickey must deal with the head custodian, the head of IT, and the head of parking.” The custodian is played by Nathan Fillion, because all custodians look like him.
Parks and Recreation (NBC, 8:30 p.m.) — Light 5,000 candles for Ann and Chris.
SNL Sports Spectacular (NBC, 9 p.m.) — I hope this is the Peyton Manning United Way sketch for an hour.
The Crazy Ones (CBS, 9 p.m.) — “Andrew and Zach try to help Simon get his groove back following a creativity contest defeat.” It’s pop culture law that everyone with an S- name must lose their groove at some point.
Rake (Fox, 9 p.m.) — It drives me crazy that Greg Kinnear’s character is named Keegan Deane, not Rake Raker.
Elementary (CBS, 10 p.m.) — Is this a safe place to talk about last week’s Sherlock? I hope so. It was really, really cute and fun to watch, but is the blatant fan servicing bugging anyone else?
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Dr. Phil and Dum Dum Girls on Letterman; Miley Cyrus and Howie Mandel on Leno; Zac Efron, Alison Brie, and Sara Bareilles on Kimmel; Max Greenfield on Ferguson; Melissa McCarthy and David Crosby on Fallon; General Ray Odierno on Conan; Nancy Pelosi on Stewart; and Drew Brees on Colbert.
- Watch Alison Brie Seductively Read Insane Craigslist ‘Missed Connection’ Ads To Jimmy Kimmel
- Bill Burr Hilariously Explains The Real Reason We Should All Hate Justin Bieber
- Dr. Phil Gives His Professional Television Doctor Opinion On Justin Bieber During ‘The Late Show’