Ellen Page and her impeccable tie game stopped by Conan last night to promote X-Men: Days of Future Past, and Conan quickly turned the interview into a dream-analyzing therapy session. And, man, does Ellen have some dreams worth analyzing.
I mean, we’ve all dreamt about having beard-length pubes that can be swung from our chest to our knees. But chowing down on Ikea takeout with Justin Bieber? That’s some sick stuff, Ellen.