“How would you like to die, Tyrion, son of Tywin?” “In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl’s mouth around my c*ck.” There’s not much anyone can LEGALLY do about the girl’s mouth request, but thanks to the Wines of Westeros, you’ll soon be able to drink like a Lannister, and possibly choke like one, too. Common Ventures is releasing a line of (tits and) wine based on Game of Thrones, with “12 houses, 12 temptations,” including the Stark (Sauvignon Blanc 2014) and the Targaryen (Shiraz 2014). The $20 bottle you pick says a lot about you: if you go with the Tyrell, you’re welcome to sneak into my bed; if you choose the Greyjoy, you reek, which rhymes with weak choice.
Yes please.