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Be The Cool Dad With These Classic Phil Dunphy ‘Phil-osophies’ And Quotes

By / 08.22.14

On Monday night, Ty Burrell will look to crush the hopes and dreams of his Modern Family co-star Jesse Tyler Ferguson for the second time with an Emmy win for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series. Burrell previously won in 2011, when he bested not only Ferguson, who remains winless in five nominations, but also Ed O’Neill and Eric Stonestreet as well, and a win at the 66th Emmy Awards on Monday will tie him with Stonestreet and his TV wife Julie Bowen at two wins each so they can all hold their statues over their castmates’ heads in glory at their script readings. At least that’s how I imagine TV works behind the scenes.

A win would also be an incredible birthday present for Burrell, who turns 47 today, as no actors would mind capping off a weekend of celebration with a reminder that they play one of the funniest and most beloved characters on television. For Burrell, it might even be sweeter than just the industry’s recognition of his outstanding acting, since he didn’t even really get started in TV until he was in his 30s and showed up on an episode of Law & Order in 2000. Some people might remember his role in Black Hawk Down, but I sometimes don’t even remember that Tom Hardy and Orlando Bloom were in that movie. Others might think that Burrell’s first big shot at fame came as the scumbag misogynist bro Steve in 2004’s Dawn of the Dead, but I really only love bringing that role up because of the “Down with the Sickness” scene.

Ty Burrell Zombie


Like I could share that GIF on this family-oriented site. (But it’s not hard to find the scene on YouTube, pervs.) Still, it’s hilarious to catch Dawn of the Dead on cable every now and then and to see Burrell being such an A-hole, when he plays one of the most beloved characters and all-around best dads in sitcom history in Phil Dunphy. In fact, if we had a sitcom family fantasy draft today – and I really shouldn’t be wasting this idea – I’d sit on Phil Dunphy as a sleeper to be the patriarch of my fictitious father. I’d take him over any of those Full House goobers, Jason Seaver, Tony Micelli, Carl Winslow, and even Joey Harris, who had arguably the best sitcom mullet no matter what any John Stamos fan says.

So in honor of Burrell’s fifth Emmy nomination, and potentially his second victory, I thought we could spend his birthday celebrating some of the greatest, funniest and most useful fatherly advice that Phil Dunphy has ever given us on Modern Family.

Be the cool dad by knowing what makes kids today tick.

I’m not a dad yet, but I can’t wait for the day that I’ll be able to sing along with popular teen musicals in front of my own kids and hopefully even their friends. That will give them something to talk about forever and ever.

Dress the part.

Girls sweater 1


Keep your eye on all the latest trends and hip styles. Being a dad doesn’t mean that you have to settle for Dockers and “World’s Greatest Dad” t-shirts, so don’t be afraid to spice it up a little to remind your kids that you’re still hip and with it.

Try to relate to your daughter’s love interest instead of criticizing him.


If your daughter brings home her first boyfriend, she needs your acceptance and positive reinforcement far more than your judgment and criticism. Remember, it’s easier to take a door off the hinges than it is to mend a broken heart.

Encourage your child’s creative process by helping with the development of ideas.

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Two brains are always better than one, and a gentle push in the right direction will always be better for a child’s mental evolution.

When it comes to love, lead by example.


But don’t be afraid to show off some of the old skills when mom isn’t around.

Pick up 1


Reinforce your child’s observations with positive affirmation.


Even if he’s stating the obvious, encourage him by agreeing with enthusiasm. Also, maybe start looking into therapy just in case.

Bottom line – be a friend and a dad.


Being one or the other is never enough, especially when it comes time to bail your son out of jail or vice versa.

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