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Here Is The Complete Schedule Of Every Episode Of FXX’s ‘The Simpsons’ Marathon

By / 08.18.14
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Come Thursday morning at 10 AM ET, you’re going to find yourself suddenly incredibly tempted. Your hand will involuntarily start pushing the buttons on your TV remote to find FXX and your eyes will want nothing more than to lock on that screen as the very first episode of The Simpsons, “Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire,” plays for the first time ever on that network. Your brains will shut down and your ears will barely pick up the random sounds around you, as people will try desperately to get your attention for various purposes, from work responsibilities to home life, but it will all be for naught. FXX’s marathon of all 25 seasons of The Simpsons will have begun and you will be naturally inclined to attempt to watch every episode in order from August 21 through 11:59:59 PM ET on September 1.

But we cannot stress this enough – DO NOT ATTEMPT TO WATCH EVERY EPISODE!!! People will still try. Many bloggers will write about their efforts to stay awake as long as possible, and even more people will live Tweet their lives during that stretch of time. Hell, I guarantee that some liars will even claim they stayed up the whole time and watched every single episode and The Simpsons Movie, but if they had really done so, they wouldn’t be alive to tell their stories. At the very least, they’d be hallucinating and probably actually think that they were in Springfield with Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie.

Fortunately for you, I spent way too much time putting together this entire episode-by-episode guide so you can either plan your sleep schedule accordingly or at least get on your cable provider’s guide and start picking out the episodes that you want to record so that you can watch them again and again to sing along with everything from “Who Needs the Quickie Mart?” to “See My Vest,” while remembering all of your favorite lines. Have a blast, you cromulent SOBs, but please remember to at least look away from the TV for a few minutes each day.

Season 1

Simpsons Season 1

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8/21 10:00 AM ET – “Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire”
8/21 10:30 AM ET – “Bart the Genius”
8/21 11:00 AM ET – “Homer’s Odyssey”
8/21 11:30 AM ET – “There’s No Disgrace Like Home”
8/21 12:00 PM ET – “Bart the General”
8/21 12:30 PM ET – “Moaning Lisa”
8/21 1:00 PM ET – “The Call of the Simpsons”
8/21 1:30 PM ET – “The Telltale Head”
8/21 2:00 PM ET – “Life on the Fast Lane”
8/21 2:30 PM ET – “Homer’s Night Out”
8/21 3:00 PM ET – “The Crepes of Wrath”
8/21 3:30 PM ET – “Krusty Gets Busted”
8/21 4:00 PM ET – “Some Enchanted Evening”

Season 2

Simpsons Season 2

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8/21 4:30 PM ET – “Bart Gets an “F””
8/21 5:00 PM ET – “Simpson and Delilah”
8/21 5:30 PM ET – “Treehouse of Horror”
8/21 6:00 PM ET – “Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish”
8/21 6:30 PM ET – “Dancin’ Homer”
8/21 7:00 PM ET – “Dead Putting Society”
8/21 7:30 PM ET – “Bart vs. Thanksgiving”
8/21 8:00 PM ET – “Bart the Daredevil”
8/21 8:30 PM ET – “Itchy & Scratchy & Marge”
8/21 9:00 PM ET – “Bart Gets Hit by a Car”
8/21 9:30 PM ET – “One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish”
8/21 10:00 PM ET – “The Way We Was”
8/21 10:30 PM ET – “Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment”
8/21 11:00 PM ET – “Principal Charming”
8/21 11:30 PM ET – “Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?”
8/22 12:00 AM ET – “Bart’s Dog Gets an F”
8/22 12:30 AM ET – “Old Money”
8/22 1:00 AM ET – “Brush with Greatness”
8/22 1:30 AM ET – “Lisa’s Substitute”
8/22 2:00 AM ET – “The War of the Simpsons”
8/22 2:30 AM ET – “Three Men and a Comic Book”
8/22 3:00 AM ET – “Blood Feud”

Season 3

Simpsons Season 3

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8/22 3:30 AM ET – “Stark Raving Dad”
8/22 4:00 AM ET – “Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington”
8/22 4:30 AM ET – “When Flanders Failed”
8/22 5:00 AM ET – “Bart the Murderer”
8/22 5:30 AM ET – “Homer Defined”
8/22 6:00 AM ET – “Like Father, Like Clown”
8/22 6:30 AM ET – “Treehouse of Horror II”
8/22 7:00 AM ET – “Lisa’s Pony”
8/22 7:30 AM ET – “Saturdays of Thunder”
8/22 8:00 AM ET – “Flaming Moe’s”
8/22 8:30 AM ET – “Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk”
8/22 9:00 AM ET – “I Married Marge”
8/22 9:30 AM ET – “Radio Bart”
8/22 10:00 AM ET – “Lisa the Greek”
8/22 10:30 AM ET – “Homer Alone”
8/22 11:00 AM ET – “Bart the Lover”
8/22 11:30 AM ET – “Homer at the Bat”
8/22 12:00 PM ET – “Separate Vocations”
8/22 12:30 PM ET – “Dog of Death”
8/22 1:00 PM ET – “Colonel Homer”
8/22 1:30 PM ET – “Black Widower”
8/22 2:00 PM ET – “The Otto Show”
8/22 2:30 PM ET – “Bart’s Friend Falls in Love”
8/22 3:00 PM ET – “Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?”

Season 4

Simpsons Season 4

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8/22 3:30 PM ET – “Kamp Krusty”
8/22 4:00 PM ET – “A Streetcar Named Marge”
8/22 4:30 PM ET – “Homer the Heretic”
8/22 5:00 PM ET – “Lisa the Beauty Queen”
8/22 5:30 PM ET – “Treehouse of Horror III”
8/22 6:00 PM ET – “Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie”
8/22 6:30 PM ET – “Marge Gets a Job”
8/22 7:00 PM ET – “New Kid on the Block”
8/22 7:30 PM ET – “Mr. Plow”
8/22 8:00 PM ET – “Lisa’s First Word”
8/22 8:30 PM ET – “Homer’s Triple Bypass”
8/22 9:00 PM ET – “Marge vs. the Monorail”
8/22 9:30 PM ET – “Selma’s Choice”
8/22 10:00 PM ET – “Brother from the Same Planet”
8/22 10:30 PM ET – “I Love Lisa”
8/22 11:00 PM ET – “Duffless”
8/22 11:30 PM ET – “Last Exit to Springfield”
8/23 12:00 AM ET – “So It’s Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show”
8/23 12:30 AM ET – “The Front”
8/23 1:00 AM ET – “Whacking Day”
8/23 1:30 AM ET – “Marge in Chains”
8/23 2:00 AM ET – “Krusty Gets Kancelled”

Season 5

Simpsons Season 5

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8/23 2:30 AM ET – “Homer’s Barbershop Quartet”
8/23 3:00 AM ET – “Cape Feare”
8/23 3:30 AM ET – “Homer Goes to College”
8/23 4:00 AM ET – “Rosebud”
8/23 4:30 AM ET – “Treehouse of Horror IV”
8/23 5:00 AM ET – “Marge on the Lam”
8/23 5:30 AM ET – “Bart’s Inner Child”
8/23 6:00 AM ET – “Boy-Scoutz ‘n the Hood”
8/23 6:30 AM ET – “The Last Temptation of Homer”
8/23 7:00 AM ET – “$pringfield”
8/23 7:30 AM ET – “Homer the Vigilante”
8/23 8:00 AM ET – “Bart Gets Famous”
8/23 8:30 AM ET – “Homer and Apu”
8/23 9:00 AM ET – “Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy”
8/23 9:30 AM ET – “Deep Space Homer”
8/23 10:00 AM ET – “Homer Loves Flanders”
8/23 10:30 AM ET – “Bart Gets an Elephant”
8/23 11:00 AM ET – “Burns’ Heir”
8/23 11:30 AM ET – “Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Baadasssss Song”
8/23 12:00 PM ET – “The Boy Who Knew Too Much”
8/23 12:30 PM ET – “Lady Bouvier’s Lover”
8/23 1:00 PM ET – “Secrets of a Successful Marriage”

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