“What?! What do you mean my Game of Thrones van is creepy?”
“Yeah, you know, Game of Thrones. The HBO series based on the series of popular fantasy books by George R.R. Martin.”
“THE DRAGON SHOW?! How dare you?! Game of Thrones is more than just dragons! It is an epic tale about inter- and intra-familial power struggles during a time of great upheaval, and it deals with serious issues like forbidden love, loss, and trying to do the right thing even when it is inconvenient or dangerous.”
“That is Queen Daenerys of House Targaryen, First of Her Name, also known as Khaleesi and Daenerys Stormborn, and in this fictional scenario of my own creation she has taken her rightful place on the Iron Throne after defea-…”
“Yes, she has dragons.”
“Well, two, but I don’t know why you’re making such a big deal out of thi-…”
“NO, I AM NOT A PERVERT. THAT’S HOW SHE DRESSES ON THE SHOW! In fact, sometimes she wears much less, or nothing at all, so if you think about it I’m actually far from being a pervert in this scenario. I could have made her completely nud-…”
“Why are the windows all tinted jet black? Because it looks cool, that’s why!”
“I most certainly did not back in to this parking spot ‘to make a quick escape,’ and quite frankly I’m offended at the implicati-…”
“Fine, go ahead. Call the police. Like a Lannister.”
Source: r/GameOfThrones
