Watch This Kid Completely Decimate A Watermelon On Nickelodeon’s ‘Figure It Out’

By: 08.17.14  •  18 Comments

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When I first hit play on this video — which was uploaded over a year ago but is just trending now thanks to Reddit — I was only half paying attention to it. That is until the fat kid in the video starts GOING THE HELL TO TOWN on the titular (hehe) food in this watermelon-eating contest, making horrible noises as if he had just been possessed by a demon who really likes comically large fruits.

This kid is probably nearing 30 by now. I hope he becomes president one day.

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