When it comes to narcissistic former lawyers fond of giving compelling speeches to their classmates, there’s only one study group leader for the job: Jeff Winger. Sure, he’s full of himself, but he usually ends up putting his friends first while giving us new and unique ways to self-congratulate in the meantime.
So to celebrate Joel McHale’s 43rd birthday here I give you, all the “Classic Wingers” we can’t stop repeating…
“Ab mentions.”
Everyday use: When you can’t stop talking about your greatest features.
“I don’t have an ego, my Facebook photo is a landscape.”
Everyday use: When you’re feeling slightly less narcissistic.
“I guess I never said it out loud.”
Everyday use: When your words shock even you.
“Yeah, I nailed it.”
Everyday use: When you nail it.
“I’m an exceptional narcissist.”
Everyday use: When you step on your own words.
“You’re just a good grade in a tight sweater.”
Everyday use: When you aim to offend, but compliment instead.
“It’s called chemistry, I have it with everybody.”
Everyday use: When you’re the most lovable person around.
“Denny’s is for winners.”
Everyday use: When you didn’t get the job done.
“Sharks don’t even observe Shark Week.”
Everyday use: When you reconsider what you appreciate.
“And now I need one from America.”
Everyday use: When your qualifications aren’t up to par.
“These people are giving out free iPhones.”
Everyday use: When you need a quick getaway.
“He makes me so changry!”
Everyday use: When only a pun will suffice.
“I agree with brown Jamie Lee Curtis.”
Everyday use: When you can’t remember someone’s name.
That’s what worries me about this guy, he’s equal parts Hanson and Manson.”
Everyday use: When someone’s so nice it sets off red flags.
“If you need to talk to someone about that, I don’t recommend you.”
Everyday use: When you don’t have time for other people’s problems.
“Oh look! Indiana Jones and the apartment of perpetual virginity.”
Everyday use: When someone’s place guarantees they’ll never get laid.
“I am so amazing, but I’m not perfect.”
Everyday use: When cockiness gets the best of you.
“Don’t preach to me about romance, Annie. I had a threeway in a hot air balloon.”
Everyday use: When your idea of romance is a little different than everyone else’s.
“I liked Horse-Bot 3000.”
Everyday use: When you’re not sure why you’re crying.
“I don’t step up to being the leader, I reluctantly accept it when it’s thrust upon me.”
Everyday use: When you’re the only one for the job.
