SPOILERS BELOW.
I still have half a mind to treat last night’s penultimate episode of Sons of Anarchy as the series finale because I’m convinced that the series won’t be able to outdo the death of the series’ biggest villain. Sutter should’ve just packed it up.
However, the reaction on Twitter last night to the Sons of Anarchy episode was … fun? They coped. They grieved. They drew comparisons to The Walking Dead, they made predictions, and they discussed, at length, Jax’s blinding white shoes. The Tweets won’t bring back Juice, Unser, or Gemma, but it should make the wait until next week’s finale a little easier.
The Deaths
https://twitter.com/Joshx13_/status/540002591464108032
Lawd Jezuzz they killing moms, grandmas, the pet hamster, SOA gone wild. #SOA #FinalRide
— Ricky Barksdale (@RickyBarksdale) December 3, 2014
"To Live and Die In The Friend Zone."
The Wayne Uncer Story. #SonsOfAnarchy #SOA
— King T.A.D.D. 👑🔥 (@TimAintCool) December 3, 2014
When Jax shoots Wayne, I be like…#SOA pic.twitter.com/7rBsOcFxzA
— Scott C. (@Kilo1899) December 3, 2014
https://twitter.com/rodimusprime/status/539997159672647680
https://twitter.com/provendirection/status/539991007123628033
When I think of last night's #soa this picture of @Theorossi makes me feel better. pic.twitter.com/Fmv5xiadQ9
— k i m (@eccentric_muse) December 3, 2014
The Walking Dead Comparisons
Every time someone dies on #SonsOfAnarchy I secretly hope the next shot will be them turning into a zombie. I'd watch that. #TheCharmingDead
— Sandra Gonzalez (@TheSandraG) December 3, 2014
pretty much lol RT @mando_151: Look at the flowers Gemma #SOA #FinalRide pic.twitter.com/JscMybQi1C
— FUCK (THEE) DONALD FUCKBOI TRUMP (@Shorty2222) December 3, 2014
https://twitter.com/rodimusprime/status/539988773593821184
Jax’s Shoes
Jax's world may be crashing down, but you can always rely on blistering white sneakers. #SonsOfAnarchy #SOA
— jackie 👻 (@jackiegeeze) December 3, 2014
It's taken 7 seasons but finally Jax shoes got dirty. #FinalRide #SOA @SonsofAnarchy
— Me (@StrayBeard) December 3, 2014
This man has not scuffed his kicks once in seven seasons until NOW! This really is the end. #SonsOfAnarchy #SOAFinalRide
— Vero L. (@VeroMoon1004) December 3, 2014
Damn the Boy Juice went out like Thug on his own terms #SOA #SonsOfAnarchy
— Dre Sinatra (@DRESINATRA) December 3, 2014
Jax Teller, your sneakers have remained perfectly white this entire series, kill after kill. And NOW you get blood on them!? Ok..#SOA
— Gabriella Watt (@gabriella_watt2) December 3, 2014
The Episode Length
Day — of watching tonight's #SonsOfAnarchy. Time has lapsed, and no longer holds meaning. I have made it through the opening credits.
— Kevin Fitzpatrick (@TVKevLance) December 3, 2014
Day 3011 of watching tonight's #SonsOfAnarchy: They say the episode has begun airing, back in my time. I'll return one day, friends. Pray fo
— Kevin Fitzpatrick (@TVKevLance) December 3, 2014
Uh, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Wendy gonna mess around and get pregnant by Jax when he's dead and gone… it'll be a girl. She'll name her Gemma. #SonsOfAnarchy
— TEE FRANKLIN IS WRITING. JOIN MY PATREON (@MizTeeFranklin) December 3, 2014
https://twitter.com/rodimusprime/status/540005600856268800
