Earlier this week Kim Kardashian wrote a letter to her future self for Glamour, and it was exactly the kind of vapid, air-headed exercise in “self-introspection” we’ve come to expect from Mrs. Kanye West. In response, Jimmy Kimmel wrote a letter of his own, and makes a valiant effort at satire with questions to himself like, “What’s the new kale? Is it parsley? You know what, don’t tell me, I want it to be a surprise… I bet it’s romaine lettuce.”
To be fair, there’s literally nothing he could have written that would’ve been dumber than asking science to create a green juice “to keep you tan forever.”
