In case you haven’t heard, folksy Fox & Friends garden gnome Gretchen Carlson is leaving walking human dildos Steve Doocy and Brian Kilmeade behind for greener pastures, namely Megyn Kelly’s afternoon time slot, because Megyn Kelly is headed to primetime to replace Greta Van Whatshername. Carlson will be replaced on the morning propaganda operation by Elisabeth Hasselbeck, the latest addition to Fox News’ blonde conservative gal stable.
Stephen Colbert talked about this in last night’s edition of “Tip Of The Hat/Wag Of The Finger,” where he noted that the network was “boldly changing the face of news” with the moves. More importantly, the segment hand-delivered a piece of gold to the internet’s tireless GIF-makers, as evidenced above. And the clip is below for your further enjoyment.
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