Yeah, yeah, we know: “get with the Breaking Bad.” We will, but not until a little bit later. Until then, just be happy that the show’s back, and then feel miserable that it’ll be gone again, for good, in seven short weeks. We’ve been anticipating Breaking Bad‘s return for so long that it feels odd that it’s, y’know, here. What the hell else do I have to look forward to now? A lifetime of good health? Psh. Screw that. DON’T LEAVE ME, JESSE PINKMAN.
But, sigh, I guess there are other things to look forward to in the upcoming months, meaning, other TV shows. Below, you’ll find the return dates and times for some of our favorite series (I’ve intentionally left out information for new ones; we’ll get to those later), just in case you’re interested in buying whenisscandalback.com.
Boardwalk Empire (HBO, 9 p.m.)
Sons of Anarchy (FX, 10 p.m.)
New Girl (Fox, 9 p.m.)
The Mindy Project (Fox, 9:30 p.m.)
How I Met Your Mother (CBS, 8 p.m.)
The Middle (ABC, 8 p.m.)
Modern Family (ABC, 9 p.m.)
South Park (Comedy, 10 p.m.)
Parks and Recreation (NBC, 8 p.m.)
Parenthood (NBC, 10 p.m.)
Saturday Night Live (NBC, 11:30 p.m.)
The Simpsons (Fox, 8 p.m.)
Bob’s Burgers (Fox, 8:30 p.m.)
Homeland (Showtime, 9 p.m.)
American Dad! (Fox, 9:30 p.m.)
Eastbound & Down (HBO, 10 p.m.)
Masters of Sex (Showtime, 10 p.m.)
Scandal (ABC, 10 p.m.)
The Walking Dead (AMC, 9 p.m.)
Raising Hope (Fox, 9 p.m.)
Sunday nights are going to be ruthless.