Nemesis of shirts/InfoWars shouter Alex Jones is currently involved in a keenly observed custody battle at the moment. In addition to getting some fascinating insight into Jones’ views on pot, there was also time for Jones to bring up Late Show host Stephen Colbert during the proceedings. It wasn’t anything particularly nasty coming from Jones’ end, but this did open up the door for the return of Colbert’s real ‘MERICAN Jones-esque alter-ego Tuck Buckford.
Like Jones himself, fellow bonkers conspiracy host Buckford has a taste for zebra meat and believes in smoking marijuana to “monitor its strength which is how law enforcement does it.”
“All cops do this,” explained Colbert before Buckford’s arrival. “All policemen get stoned once a year, but first they look in the mirror and say, ‘Am I a cop? I gotta tell me if I’m a cop.”