Arrested Development is undoubtedly one of most quotable television programs in history. People like to say that if you blink while watching you’ve likely missed a joke, which is true because it’s so densely joke-ridden that no matter how many times you’ve seen an episode, you can still discover new lines, or visual gags that have breezed right by you before. Here we take a look at 25 well-known Arrested Development quotes that you should still be using in everyday conversation.
“I’m a monster!” — Buster
Everyday use: When you can’t go out looking like this.
“Steve Holt!” — Steve Holt
Everyday use: Any social gathering.
“I mean it’s one banana Michael. What could it cost, $10?” — Lucille
Everyday use: On payday.
“Baby you got a stew going.” — Carl Weathers
Everyday use: Ten days from payday.
“Do these effectively hide my thunder?” — Tobias
Everyday use: Anytime you try on new pants.
“I hear the jury’s still out on science.” — GOB
Everyday use: Anytime someone tries to counter you with facts.
“Why are you squeezing me with your body?” — Michael
Everyday use: Anytime you take part in an awkward hug.
“Army had a half day.” — Buster
Everyday use: Whenever someone questions why you’re there.
“No touching!” — Prison guards
Everyday use: Any public gathering.
“Say goodbye to these!” — Kitty
Everyday use: Farewells and break ups.