This Woman Should Have Cleared Her Browser History Before Showing Her Phone On The News

By: 02.11.14  •  35 Comments
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It’s the oldest excuse in the book: “I was looking at PornHub Mobile for…um…research purposes, yeah, research. It’s for my upcoming story on these three girls who were visited by a normal, not-sexy plumber in the middle of the night, and what happens next will astound you. I’m hoping it will EXPOSE THESE amateur XXX, I mean, normal, not-sexy plumbers for what they really are: ass-crack bandits.”

And it’s about time Chicago’s WGN is covering it.

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