Game of Thrones once again saved their HOLY SH*T moment for the end of the episode, and while they put off The Mountain vs. The Viper death match for one two more weeks, this made it worth it. Spoilers below. More GIFs and discussion to come.
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THIS IS THE EYRIE!
He should have kicked here out The Moon Door for emphasis…
HOT PIE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!
Best part of the episode. Maybe next episode Gendry will drift to shore somewhere
It’d be hilarious if they had an episode that was just about Gendry, looking for land and talking to himself.
His appearance made me way too happy.
Cook me a hot pocket HOTPIE!
His wolf-baking skills have improved dramatically. But I’m pretty sure that thing’s gonna be stale and moldy as fuck by the time Brienne finds Arya.
Goddamn that was satisfying.
Lysa should have stayed off of his corner.
the exact moment her heart breaks.
I would pin it at the moment her chest is crushed against the rocks.
I’m a literalist, though.
+1s all around
At least Bronn and Tyrion parted on good terms.
That prolonged handshake was so sad. “We’re still bros, right? RIGHT?”
cue the wilhelm scream
I’ve been waiting for that moment since the first trial by combat.
Now the little shit needs to fly.
Yeah, fuck that kid.
What’s odd is that I think that Lil’ S#%t would actually luv to be pushed out-of the Moon Door… S.M.H
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWYEAH. LITTLEFINGER IS A BAWSSS
Peter slipped Sansa the tongue that perv! Some guys just wanna get caught so they have an excuse to break up with their girlfriend.
Good episode all around but damn if I didn’t hear a groan as soon as they showed that pyramid.
I LOVES ME SOME BISEXUAL MAN WHORE BADASS. Also Dinklage was breaking my heart while hearing how his sister and brother both hated him. I actually got a bit teary.
The Viper never said Jamie hated him, just Cersei
Jamie made Cercie stop pinching his dick
You’d have to be pretty-damn evil to twist an Infant Child’s Slong… S.M.H
She can’t get enough Lannister dick, she wanted her very own and tried to take Tyrion’s.
Allow me to be clear on the hate. Jamie was chiming in that he was a monster too and the fact he let her yank the imp peen till she nearly pulled it off isn’t very bros before hoes. But he is a better sibling now.
This exchange happened:
Girlfriend: “What as that scream?”
Me: “Lysa Arryn just got pushed out the moon door.”
Gf: “Which one is she?”
Me: “Cat’s sister.”
Gf: “Who is Cat? Is that the girl with the sword?”
Me: “That’s Arya. Lysa was the woman with the little boy who wanted to kill the midget in season one.”
Gg: “With the haggard face?”
Just mention inappropriate nursing and they can triangulate.
the only time i teared up watching GOT was when tyrion dismissed pod for the final time
you’re like 3 episode behind
I think Jackman meant that He hasn’t stopped crying since Tyrion dismissed Pod… LOL
Make the crazy lady FLY!!!
I don’t know if I’ve been spoiled by the quality of the kid actors on the show, but the kid that plays Robin seems like a terrible actor.
Also, hooray for Arya and the Hound bonding! Of course… this makes me fear for both.
Fo realz, he kind of reminds me of the bad prince or king from indiana jones 2
Hated that kid!!!
Yeah, that bite Sandor sustained sure does bring to mind the flesh wound that killed Khal Drogo. And Arya could’ve just heated up some metal (a sword or a piece of his armor) or a rock in the fire and used that to cauterize that wound.
I don’t think the Robin actor is bad. I mean, I don’t think the character really calls for an awesome actor. He seems to do all that’s required of him. Robin’s coddled, oversensitive, loony, and thoroughly dull. Not exactly the kind of character you get a male Maisie Williams to play.
HBO took some risks in the casting of the child actors. remember that the last time we saw him, he was younger and the requirements of his performance were much lower. Plus, the character of Robert Arryn was totally loopy in the books thanks to constant morphine doses and his mother’s craziness.
Chaos better be a very long f’n ladder!
In seriousness, his “chaos is a ladder” speech is one of my favorites that the show has done.
Then she could have gotten up, dusted herself off and taken two steps before an anvil hit her on the head.
I need a #TreatYoSelf meme of Brienne and Pod having pie at the tavern please.
I knew uproxx would make a gif of this. Thank you uproxx you bring such joy to the people.
Well that was a little harsh.
Was it shocking though? Was it? Like…at all?
She didn’t fly so good
protip : when Arya Stark asks your name, don’t tell her
That was shocking.
@Martin – No, that was FUCKING AWESOME!
protip: if You don’t own a sword… bite your enemies neck…
Gotta love a show full of violence and sweet nudity that also empowers (embiggens?) the smallest man.
I still think it’s only fair that they show dick.
Well, the ladies did get a long gander at Ser Gregor’s heaving, blood-spattered bosom.
Poor Jorah… that face he made when whateverthefuckhisnameisIamtoodamnedtiredtolookitup passed him in the hall belongs in the Friendzone Hall Of Fame
Jorah : The Hand , that cannot touch
He may as well have been throwing 5 used condoms into the trash as he was walking by Jorah.
@JaimeLannistersManicurist …he should shoved a used condom right in Jorah’s mouth instead!
Jorah: “…Arrrg!! She tastes like I’ve always dreamed!!! …but I’m allergic to sheepskin!!” (and then Jorah immediately breaks out in hives all around his mouth)
I’m glad the shot right after close up of man ass was of a bathing Melisandre
I went from “please no full frontal, please no full frontal…” directly to “please full frontal, please full frontal!!”
For a white woman, Melisandre’s got booty.
Embiggens the smallest woman. The show is about male emasculation and women being badass…and Sansa’s nuanced emotional complexity.
Pedro Pascal is fuckin’ great.
I’m pretty conflicted about this Petyr-Sansa thing. I don’t begrudge him killing Lysa, but him kissing Sansa is pretty creepy. On the other hand, I did like what he said about Cat. I wasn’t entirely sure if his feelings for her were actually genuine, or anything more than another part of his lust for power. But I guess she really did mean something to him emotionally. So that was nice to hear. And Petyr does seem willing and able to take good care of Sansa. And she doesn’t seem entirely opposed to or disgusted by the idea of being with him. But still squicky. The only emotions between them are the results of these super-fucked-up circumstances of theirs. Ah, I don’t know. I guess I’m just glad that Littlefinger is finally regaining a bit of his likability in the last couple episodes.
HOT PIE 2016
Not to be a Peyter apologist, but him creepin on Sansa was only like the 5th worse/weirdest thing to happen to her that day.
Ha, just so.
Where’s Ser Chris Hansen when you need him?
“Lord Baelish….have a seat….right over there.”
@JaimeLannistersManicurist Lord Baelish runs out the Moon Door
I’VE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
Well, I don’t think there’s a legal age of consent in Westeros. I get the impression that menstruating for the first time there is basically the equivalent of turning 18 here. That’s why I’m conflicted about it, instead of firmly anti-Petyr. The age difference makes it creepy, but not outright evil. And of course it helps that Sophie Turner’s as tall as she is.
Joey-Joe Joe, it would be a bit creepier if Sophie Turner was still 13 like Sansa is in the books, instead of the legal piece of ginger minge she is now.
@Slurpy Definitely true. And yet even in the show Sansa is only like 15 now, I think. She was 13 when she first met Cersei at Winterfell, and I don’t think it’s been much more than two years story time since then, if that. It’s a confusing situation.
Yeah, I think they added two years to the age of each Stark child when the show began as compared to the books, and by the end of A Storm of Swords I believe it’s about a year and a half from the start of GoT.
Also: Ryan Murphy has truly outdone himself in terms of being human garbage, in that his dumb movie’s making us wait two weeks to see that Mountain-Oberyn fight. Fuck that guy.
Is that why?
I hope that motherfucker chokes on all the dicks.
It’s because they figured out ratings for live viewings always go down on Memorial Day weekend, so since Season 3, they will always skip it.
Martin, funny you say “chokes on all the dicks”, because last year they showed “Behind the Candalabra” instead of GOT in between episode 8 and 9.
@JaimeLannistersManicurist But what kind of sense does that make? HBO isn’t reliant on weekly ratings, and if they were, why would they air this big “event” movie on a night of unusually small viewership?
Aiden Gillen has apparently been taking voice lessons from Christian Bale/Batman this season.
I know it’s fake and all, but does anyone else get a little queasy every time they show the moon door?
Also, how does she know what the people look like when they hit? Surely she doesn’t leave and go down there right?
You would think there would be some sort of grate over it so that sort of thing doesn’t happen. There must not be an OSHA in Westeros.
Don’t forget the mountain in your gif recap.
So is that how they execute prisoners in King’s Landing? At least its more humane than Oklahoma’s method.
Only an idiot stands in the opening to the Moon Door.
“Come here, child.”
“Uh, yeah, I’m going to stand over here, so there’s at least a small amount of wall between me and the opening and you have to work harder to kill me…. thanks though…”
I’ll have to remember that the next time my boss calls me into his office for my performance eval, and asks me to stand with him next to his open window.
At least the Moon Door is ADA compliant.
Government at its best. Thanks Bush Sr.!
My wife usually starts her pre-evening nap around 8pm, so when I said “someone is going to FLY!” she shot right up, started watching GoT while standing straight up, watch the scene, said “awesome” and then immediately went back to sleep.
They kept up their tradition of not using lines that book readers loved. “Only Cat” was supposed to be the last line. I kind of hope they do that just to be dicks.
Ha, as a book reader I was disappointed that they changed it. It just seemed like they didn’t think anyone would remember who Cat was.
Yeah but when he pushes Sansa over, he gets to say “Your mom.”
more like Fly-sa Arryn amirite?
/throws self out the moon door
I don’t know which I enjoyed more – watching the episode of GOT or reading some of these comments. AWESOME. I am so happy I stumbled across this site. Thanks for the chuckles.
Me too. I enjoyed these comments more than the episodes!! Thanks to all.