Good news and bad news, folks. The bad news is that I haven’t seen last night’s episode of “Game of Thrones” (S1E8, “The Pointy End”) because Time Warner Cable wrongly shut off my cable for the weekend (thanks, guys!). The good news is that I’m a dutiful blogger, and I wouldn’t let a day pass without you enjoying the finer things in life, such as animated GIFs of people’s throats getting torn out.
Anyway, here’s an abbreviated edition of “Just the Badass Parts: Only the Baddest-Ass Part.” The only character you need to be familiar with is Khal Drogo, the muscular gentleman sitting next to a pile of decapitated heads. He doesn’t speak much English, but that’s okay, because he does most of his talking with his killing. His awesome, brutal, bloody killing.
Greatest speech, or greatest-est speech?
(click pic for full-size, these caps and the GIFs that follow via my darling bohemea)
“No one makes me bleed my own blood!”
“After a long day of raping and pillaging, I enjoy cuddling with my wife.”