JACK BAUER WANTS TO AXE YOU A QUESTION

01.19.10 8 years ago 20 Comments

WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?

So this was a fun scene from Sunday night’s “24.” You can try to guess what happens next, or you can skip to the bottom and watch the video, but in case you’re a little slow, I’m gonna walk you through the steps here:

It’s not easy being a henchman. Sure, there are perks like women and drugs and unregistered hand guns, but there’s no dental plan. And paying taxes quarterly as an independent contractor is a real bitch.

The tragic flaw of a hired goon: they’re never quite smart enough to assemble the pieces as quickly as they need to in order to perform their duties.

Wouldn’t you know it? The week after the boss canceled the health care plan.

(via the marvelous ZODIAC)

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