Pete Holmes Polls Cosplayers About Being Horny At New York Comic-Con

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11.12.13 9 Comments

The Pete Holmes Show Visits New York Comic-Con

On last night’s The Pete Holmes Show (on TBS after Conan), our favorite Batman impersonator and X-Men redundancy consultant shared a video from his visit to New York Comic-Con. He missed the opportunity to dress as Batman, but at least he did remember to ask several cosplayers to rate how horny they are on a scale of 1 to 10. Those are the kind of user engagement metrics you need to survive in today’s fast-paced economy.

Pete Holmes has also carried over one of the bits from his free podcast. The bit’s called “All The Games”, and it’s a convenient framework for making video game puns. Now, with the TV show, they can add a visual element to the puns with creepy photoshops about LEGO Human Centipedes and OB/GYN Mario.

The second segment of All The Games aired last night, and we’ve included the first one as well. We can’t wait to play Duck Hunt: Shootable Dog; tagline: “Play dead, you snickering f–k”. Finally, Nintendo read our letters!

(Pete Holmes)

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When not writing for Uproxx, Caleb likes to volunteer at the legless cat shelter and photoshop the Babadook into all of his family photos. He once resolved the question “To be or not to be?” through the clever use of General Semantics. Your mom thinks you could be more like him if you only applied yourself.

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