What would you do if you won the lottery? “Pay off my student loans, take a vacation to Hawaii, buy my mom a house.” Those are smart, yet boring ways to spend $524 million, which is how much the Powerball is going for right now. Until Saturday, when the jackpot is expected to rise to $675 million, the highest in U.S. history; the previous record-holder was $590.5 million, which an 84-year-old Publix supermarket shopper from Zephryhills, Florida, won.
Not the guy in the video above, though. He gave a refreshingly honest answer to a Fox 5 reporter about what he’d do with his millions. I sincerely hope he wins, and that he and Bender Bending Rodríguez team up to build a theme park with hookers and cocaine and blackjack. In fact, forget the theme park!